starting a new group

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokincowboy, Apr 27, 2007.

  1. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Welcome ... Hi my name is Smokincowboy and I am a smokinmeatforumahalic I crave smoked food and this forum for the food ideas and pics PLEASE HELP no no don't help I don't want to get better I am fine just the way I am wooo hoooo bring on the thin blue smoke ... YA"ll chime in now I know there are others out here that may not want the help too :)
  2. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    hi group my name is linescum and i have a smoking problem,, it started with just a couple of chicken wings and drumsticks but i have moved on to the harder stuff i'm now up to large briskets and 8# pork butts..i know that i have a problem but i don't know what to do or where to get help..

    my cupboards are full of rubs, spices and barbque sauces and i have to take pics of everything i smoke..Please GOD HELP ME
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Gee ... are these symptoms of a problem? Sounds prety normal to me .. to me... to me... [​IMG]
  4. tonto1117

    tonto1117 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Welcome to the SMF smokincowboy. I too have a smoking problem. First step is admitting it. Oh, by the way please help youself to some smoked coffee and donuts [​IMG] Great folks here so jump right in, were here to help.[​IMG]

    Glad you found us!!
  5. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I knew there were others out there. I thought this would just be a fun tread so ya'll jump in you smokeahalics know who you are.:)
  6. coz

    coz Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    My wife didnt think I had a problem until I had to start taking pics of everything.I told her its the rules...
  7. If you start tomorrow's dinner before bedtime......
    If it takes your wife less time to deliver a child.........
    If you go out after a storm looking for trees down..
    If you think 2 hours on a grill is too fast........
    If a 12 pack off beer doesn't last a full cook session...
    If your cooker has more than 3 thermometers involved....

    You might be a smoke-a-holic.....
    Please feel free to add on. I know this list isn't complete.
  8. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Ahh! The aroma of thin blue hickory mixed with dark honduran tobacco, along with kona coffee.

    Boy do I have a problem. Help!!!!

    Take care, have fun, and do good!


  9. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I don't have a smokin problem, I can quit any time I want.You guys just don't understand me. I'm under stress, if I need help I'll let ya'll know. Now just back away slowly and give me some meat. Step away from the smoker. I'll trade some one my truck for a big chunk of meat. Come on I need meat NOW!!!
  10. chris_harper

    chris_harper Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    what kind of truck is it?

    my name is chris, and i am smokaholic. i am having withdrawls from not getting to smoke some meat for the last 3 weekends. i told my wife yesterday, i need to smoke some meat. i got a nice packer brisket yesterday, i am smoking tomorrow, along with a fatty and some potatoes.
  11. ghost308

    ghost308 Fire Starter

    Hi my name is Ghost, and I am a Smokaholic !I know I have a problem
    last night I cut my finger , no blood just a thin blue smoke and BBQ sause
    I don't know what to do !! ! ohhhh gotta goooo on part #2 of the 321 ribs along with backstraps wrapped in home cured bacon
  12. camocook

    camocook Meat Mopper

    Hi I'm Camocook, I Just Recently Got Hooked On Wasn't Even My Fault,i Was Happy With Grillin. Then It Happened. Someone Gave Me A Smoker For My B'day.that Was It,one Time And There Was No Turning Back.but Good Things Did Come Out Of It. I Now Have This Wonderful Support Group,even If Some Of You Are Still In Denile.
  13. camocook

    camocook Meat Mopper

    sorry about that.I meant denial.
    Hey Ghost,.308 is my favorite number,but I haven't gotten a rack like that yet.I noticed your post time.
  14. ghost308

    ghost308 Fire Starter

    Hiya Camocook , 308 been my favorite for years , it's kinda like magic how a 30cal and 150gr. go together it's almost like ummmmmm apple wood and piggies :)
  15. At first i just used on weekends. After a couple of those bouts, I started a little early, you know like firing up on Friday mornings. Now my life has been turned upside down. I recently fired up my smoker at 6:00 AM on a monday! My cravings for brisket and butts has made me a slave. I now feel an insatiable lust for some 3-2-1 ribs..........Somebody help me!....[​IMG]
  16. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hi, my name is Phil and I'm a smokaholic.

    It all started with second hand smoke, but soon I was hooked on the real thing. Staying out late at night into the wee hours of the morning, coming in the house smelling like strange smoke, falling asleep on the couch, then waking up with wood. Stalking the grocery isles for new, tender meat. I cannot stop. I don't want to stop. Don't tell me to stop. I carry a chainsaw in my car. [​IMG]
  17. ozark rt

    ozark rt Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    The honest to goodness truth, yesterday on my way to work I see a guy towing a fairly large smoker through town behind his car and I was wishing I had my camera to share with y'all. Sadly I do indeed have problems.
  18. gypsyseagod

    gypsyseagod Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    will there be smf chips or keychains ????
  19. chris_harper

    chris_harper Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    smf keychains? that would be cool. make it look like a cord of wood. or maybe an offset smoker. or both desogns available. i want one of each, please.
  20. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    you'll have my order

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