First of all...yes i'm sure the thinking is dangerous! Secondly something i haven't had since i was a kid and my mom used to make is home made bologna salad. I remember she had a grinder and i barely remember cranking the handle helping out as a little tyke. It was always a good summertime sammy...a little lettuce on top, mmmm. What would be a good grinder or food processor that i could use for both the bologna and also for when i start making sausages? The only thing i remember is this grinder had different attachments and it came out looking like hamburger. Now they didn't have food processors back in the day but i'd imagine that's what i'd use. Smoke up some bologna and whip some bologna salad! One of these days i wouldn't mind making my own bologna but for now i'll use the stores.