- Jun 21, 2007
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10. You are reading this with Ray Bans on.
9. Like Obama, all you can remember is Cuatro de Mayo.
8. Woke up with Jose Cuervo. Not the tequila, the jerk from Accounting.
7. You somehow can only speak Spanish and you work in Chinatown.
6. You head is shaved bald and are now the Parliamentarian of a street gang.
5. You are laying in traction because of a Cumbia (dance)-related injury.
4. Your Rolex is gone and someone has left an accordion in its place.
3. You accidentally won the best parade float as you pushed your Tia (aunt) home in a shopping cart.
2. You suddenly realize you have Guacamole in your hair instead of gel.
1. You find yourself at your desk at work, but you were laid off 3 weeks ago
9. Like Obama, all you can remember is Cuatro de Mayo.
8. Woke up with Jose Cuervo. Not the tequila, the jerk from Accounting.
7. You somehow can only speak Spanish and you work in Chinatown.
6. You head is shaved bald and are now the Parliamentarian of a street gang.
5. You are laying in traction because of a Cumbia (dance)-related injury.
4. Your Rolex is gone and someone has left an accordion in its place.
3. You accidentally won the best parade float as you pushed your Tia (aunt) home in a shopping cart.
2. You suddenly realize you have Guacamole in your hair instead of gel.
1. You find yourself at your desk at work, but you were laid off 3 weeks ago
