Sick Leave

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by tacman, Aug 12, 2009.

  1. tacman

    tacman Meat Mopper

    Sick Leave
    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

    I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' he would tell me to take a few days off.

    So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

    My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

    I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing? '

    I told him I was a light bulb.

    He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

    I jumped down and walked out of the office....

    When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, 'And where do you think you're going'?

    (You're gonna love this..)

    She said, 'I'm going home, too. You can't possibly expect me to work in the dark!
  2. fire it up

    fire it up Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    That was a good one [​IMG]
  3. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Nice twist to the ending. Thanks.
  4. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    Who says blondes are dumb? [​IMG]

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