Sheer Neglegee

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richtee, Feb 13, 2008.

  1. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price. The more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item - pays the$500 and takes it home.

    He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

    Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."

    So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

    The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!" [​IMG]
  2. philthysmoker

    philthysmoker Fire Starter

    Thanks for the laugh rich[​IMG]
  3. lcruzen

    lcruzen Master of the Pit OTBS Member


    I'll tell the wife that one tomorrow night during our VD dinner. Ill be in like flin!
  4. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Rich, it's a good thing he didn't say "Let me iron it for you".
  5. bigronhuntalot

    bigronhuntalot Fire Starter

    LOL I like that one...
  6. Good one [​IMG]
  7. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Dead man walking![​IMG]
  8. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny............Good one..........

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