Senior Citizens

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mgriess, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. [font=geneva,arial]Senior Citizens[/font]
    [font=geneva,arial]At a nursing home a group of Seniors were sitting around talking about
    all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this
    cup of coffee," said one.

    "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see
    my coffee."

    "I couldn't even punch out the chad at election time, my hands are so
    crippled," volunteered a third.

    "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!"

    "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a
    fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

    "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.

    "I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another.

    "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man
    as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement.

    "Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully ...."and thank
    God we can all still drive." [​IMG]
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