Scotsman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Feb 24, 2008.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away.



    He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.



    "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"


    So the Scotsman runs around the next block and faces her again ; "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"


    She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there ."


    So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.


    The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

    "Nah", says the Scotsman... "Costs too much..."
     
  2. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    I dont care who you are... Thats FUnny....[​IMG]
     
  3. smok'n steve

    smok'n steve Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I got to try that one!
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a goodun!
     
  5. camp_cookie

    camp_cookie Smoking Fanatic

    You gotta watch us Scots...
     
  6. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Aye, lad, and certainly a practice perfected by the men in plaid!

    Cheers!
     
  7. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Eye, and don't you be makin no fun of me skirt er, kilt now either laddy![​IMG][​IMG]
     
  8. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Trust me, Brother travcoman45, there will be no funnin' on the manner of dress! I am a Scotsman, one generation removed from Scottish soil, and proud to wear my colors.

    My avatar is the Clan Montgomery Crest, reflecting the pride and the degree of honor we hold to our women. We were originally Normans and therefore the French Motto, "Garde Bien", Watch Well.

    Cheers!
     
  9. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one...........
     
  10. That is funny!
     
  11. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I been meaning to ask about that. I thought that was the anchor they tied to ya when married?
     
  12. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Eye, a bit o scotch in me as well, traced our name back to clan Murray. Bout as far as we've gotten other then the family Coat of Arms. Would like to dig into it a bit more someday when I have a bit more time on my hands!
     
  13. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Aye, Clan Cameron here and kilted as well. Not only are we a canny lot, but frugal as well.

    Here is the Cameron Clan Crest and tartan
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