Sandals

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Sep 9, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    While on vacation a married couple walked into a shoe store.
    The salesman said to them, "I have some very special Jamaican sandals I
    think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife
    was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but
    her husband felt he really didn't need them.
    **Being the sex god he was**
    So he asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
    The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
    So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and
    tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild
    look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
    In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently
    over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed
    a firm hold on the Jamaican's hips.....

    The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the wrong feet! "You got
    dem on the wrong feet!"
     

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