Road Kill (r)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, Jul 17, 2008.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    A married couple was driving home one cold night when the wife asked her
    husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk laying at the side of the
    road. She got out to see if it was still alive and it was. She said to her
    husband 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm,
    and let it go in the morning?' Her husband says 'Ok, get in the car with
    it.'

    The wife asks 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?' He says 'Put it in
    between your legs, it's nice and warm there.'

    'But what about the smell?' she asks.

    'Just hold it's little nose.' said her husband.

    The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the s*** out
    of him died at the scene.
     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's a good un!!!!!
     

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