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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by midnight a~ 1/4 smoke, Jan 29, 2008.

  1. midnight a~ 1/4  smoke

    midnight a~ 1/4 smoke Fire Starter

    "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

    "Yes. What can I do for you?"

    "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....

    He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

    "Thank you very much for the call, sir."

    The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

    Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

    "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the

    Sheriff come?"


    "Did they chop your firewood?"


    "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
  2. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol lol thats a good one..............

  3. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    This bud's for you...

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