Redneck pickup lines

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by fireguy, Mar 29, 2008.

  1. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    1) Did you fart?
    cuz you blew me away.

    2) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
    I can't hold it in.

    3) Do you have a library card?
    cuz I'd like to sign you out.

    4) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
    cuz I can see myself in em.

    5) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

    6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

    7) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
    Woman - 'WHAT?'
    Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

    8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

    9) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went in this cheap motel room.

    10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.


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    12) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
     
  2. allen

    allen Smoking Fanatic

    I Know this will not work on my wife, nothing else has LOL LOL
     
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Those are damn funny...........lol............
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Those are great!

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  5. gramason

    gramason Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Thats great.
     
  6. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    HA..HA..HEE..HEE..HO..HO..I think that there is funny.
     

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