Redneck girls rule (May be offensive to illegal immigrants)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by fireguy, Feb 7, 2008.

  1. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic


    A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are sitting at the same bar.

    When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and blasts the glass to bits. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap, we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

    The Iraqi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer, throws the glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to smitherines. He says, 'In Iraq, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink from the same one twice, either.'

    The redneck girl from Mississippi, cool as a cucumber,

    picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp,

    throws the glass into the air,

    whips out her .45 and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi.

    As she catches her glass and sets it on the bar,

    calling for a refill, she says,

    'InAmerica, we have so many illegal aliens

    that we don't have to drink

    with the same ones twice.'
  2. bigronhuntalot

    bigronhuntalot Fire Starter

    Now that's Funny.[​IMG]
  3. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    That's good, fireguy.
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    OOOOOhhhhh! That's probably very politically incorrect!

    But I like it![​IMG][​IMG]
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one........... I like that one.......

  6. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    me too..........i wonder how long before the pc police show up
  7. twomill

    twomill Smoke Blower SMF Premier Member

    LOLOL anyone offended by that, probably needs to go back to thier own country.
  8. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    I debated on posting this joke, but that is what I thought, you dont like it go home...

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