Redneck Dog PG13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by rwc565, Jan 24, 2008.

  1. One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog, tied it under the
    shade of a tree, and headed
    into the bar for a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the
    bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?"

    The redneck said it was his.

    "Your dog seems to be in heat" the officer said.

    The redneck replied, "No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that
    shade tree."

    The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred."

    "No way," said the redneck. "That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry
    'cause I fed her this mornin'."

    The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to
    have sex!"

    (You gotta love this)

    The redneck looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a
    police dog."
  2. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I like that one, thanks......
  3. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    ROTFLMAO. Now that's funny.
  4. bustedluckbarbq

    bustedluckbarbq Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Thats funny right there!!
  5. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    arrrrrgggg....LMFAO !!!!! Good one dude...good one! Har Har!!!!
  6. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Too funny



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