Redneck 911 call

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glued2it, Dec 28, 2007.

  1. glued2it

    glued2it Master of the Pit

    A couple of redneck hunters are out in
    the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
    He doesn't seem to be breathing
    and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
    The other redneck starts to panic, then
    whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
    He frantically blurts out to the operator,
    "O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
    He's Dead! What can I do?"
    The operator, trying to calm him says,
    "Take it easy. I can help.
    Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
    First, lets make sure he's dead."
    There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!
    The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"
  2. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    ROFLMAO!!!!! Now that's funny.
  3. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    uh-huh...good one ! LMAO
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Got to love the rednecks...... lol...........


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