Reason for Living

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by white cloud, Feb 7, 2008.

  1. white cloud

    white cloud Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

    "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing *****, either."

    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

    I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

    "No, I don't," I said.

    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

    "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

    He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a sh**?"
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ain't that the truth. Not much sense in living a long life if you are not going to enjoy it![​IMG]
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    How true, how true that is.........

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