Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Sep 7, 2007.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something elseto take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.

    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
    home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a shorttime and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush." When you are through cuttingthe grass,you might as well sweep the driveway."

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

    Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
    always right, and the other is the husband.
  2. squeezy

    squeezy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Aint it the truth? [​IMG]
  3. triple b

    triple b Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

  4. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    You do realize that when you get married even though your wife may take on your last name she has a secret last name and that one is "Right" and no matter what you call her by (her first name or a pet name or sweetheart-you get the picture), her secret first name is "Always"!! [​IMG]

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