Priest and a Rabbi

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daboys, Sep 4, 2008.

  1. daboys

    daboys Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane..

    After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still arequirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'
    The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that isstill one of our laws.'

    The priest then asked, 'Have you evereaten pork?'
    To which the rabbi replied, 'Yes, onone occasion I did succumb totemptation and tasted a hamsandwich.'

    The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
    A while later, the rabbi spoke up andasked the priest, 'Father, is it still a
    requirement of your church that you remain celibate?'

    The priest replied, 'Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.'
    The rabbi then asked him, 'Father, have you ever fallen to temptationsof the flesh?'

    The priest! replied, 'Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.'
    The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, forabout five minutes.

    Finally, the rabbi said, 'Beats the crap out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?'
  2. leupy

    leupy Fire Starter

    I am sending you a bill for cleaning the spit and pop off my laptop.
    Could you E-mail me your address?
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member


    That's a good un mark!
  4. biggiesize

    biggiesize Fire Starter

    I needed that after reading coyotes pickle jar story
  5. brandsbay

    brandsbay Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    OH man now thats funny,and oh so true beats smoked butt every time

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