A florist goes to his barber for a cut and when he tries to pay up the barber says no thanks its communinty service week here.the next morning the barber finds a dozen roses and a card at the door of his shop. That day he gives a free haircut to a cop and tells him the same thing about his fee.The next morning when he opens up he finds a dozen Krispy Kream doughnuts at the front door to his shop. That day a democrat comes in for a cut and once again the barber gives him a free cut.The next morning the barber finds a box of books at his shop such as ways to help his busniess increase and and how to be a good person. That day he provides the same service for a Republican.The republican thanks him and leaves.The next morning when the barber gets to his shop he finds 25 Republicans standing in line at his shop wanting a free haircut. That my friends is the basic difference between the left and the right.