Playing the Horses

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up
    behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

    'What was that for?' he asked.

    'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.

    'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.

    'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation.'

    Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

    When he came to, he asked, 'What was that for?

    'Your horse called !!!
  2. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    Good one!!!
  3. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Good one rich! lol
  4. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    i like that-hehe
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ouch! Gotta be more carefull bout them animals!
  6. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Kinky guy eh?
  7. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol...........thats funny................

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