Pillow Talk

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jimr, Apr 5, 2009.

  1. A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

    WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'

    HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

    WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

    HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

    WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'

    HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

    WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look)

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

    HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'

    WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

    HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

    WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

    HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'

    WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

    HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

    WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

    HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'

    WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?

    HUSBAND: 'Yes, those are always good times.'

    WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?

    HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.'

    WIFE: -- Silence --



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