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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by desertlites, Feb 17, 2008.

  1. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    What
    > Starts with
    > F and ends with K?
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    > A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
    > The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
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    > Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
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    > Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
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    > While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test.
    > If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
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    > Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
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    > Principal:
    > 'What is 3 x 3?'
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    > Harry:
    > '9.'
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    > Principal:
    > 'What is 6 x 6?'
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    > Harry:
    > '36.'
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    > And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
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    > The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'
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    > Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.'
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    > The principal and Harry both agreed.
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    > Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two ?'
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    > Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
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    > Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
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    > The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
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    > Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
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    > Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
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    > Harry: 'Pants.'
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    > Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'
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    > Harry: 'Coconut.'
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    > The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
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    > Ms.Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
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    > The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'
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    > Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'
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    > Harry: 'Shake hands.'
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    > The principal was trembling.
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    > Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
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    > Harry: 'Firetruck.'
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    > The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......
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  2. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Hahahahahahahahahaha!
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funnY![​IMG]
     
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats damn funny............ Smart kid...............
     

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