Discussion in 'Jokes' started by desertlites, Mar 5, 2008.

  1. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
    Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

    A NYT reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, "
    Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

    "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

    "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times , you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?"

    " A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican. "

    The journalist leaves.

    The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

  2. smok'n steve

    smok'n steve Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good one! Too bad its probably a true story!
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That'd be about right! Got very little use for the media. The story is funny though![​IMG]
  4. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    specially the NYT...........they get EVERYTHING wrong..........
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Sounds about right for the media.............Can't get **** right........

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