Oysters

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mikeraba, Mar 29, 2013.

  1. Since I’m from Louisiana, I’ve eaten plenty of shrimp, crabs and especially oysters. I flew to Denver last week and went into a restaurant for supper. They had Mountain Oysters on the menu and I didn't know the difference between them and Gulf of Mexico oysters, but I ordered them anyway.
    I asked the waitress “how many do you get on an order?”
    She said “2”
    I said, “2???. Give me a dozen.”
    She said “wow!, you sure must like mountain oysters”
    I said “lady, where I come from, we eat ‘em right out of the sack”
     
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    Last edited: Oct 16, 2013

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