Once A Marine Always A Marine

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blacklab, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    ONCE A MARINE ALWAYS A MARINE

    On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her
    wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine, and asked, Honey, do you remember this?"

    He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married"

    She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that
    night?

    He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."

    She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty
    years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"

    He looked her up and down and said;

    " Mission Accomplished"
     
  2. abelman

    abelman Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Pretty funny, LOL
     
  3. agmeyer

    agmeyer Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Semper Fi.[​IMG] I have always noticed that we Marines tend to rise to the occasion. Hold'em and squeeze that trigger with the proper sight picture? [​IMG]
     
  4. jtribout

    jtribout Meat Mopper

    That's Good[​IMG]
     
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Dead man walkin!
     
  6. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    now thats funny...
     

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