Ole and Sven's Get Rich Quick Scheme

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jimr, Feb 24, 2008.

  1. Ole & Sven are on vacation in Texas and walk by a store window
    with the sign, 'Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each, Trousers $2.50
    a pair.'

    Ole says to his pal, 'Sven, look at dat! Ve could buy a whole
    bunch of dese clothes, take 'em back to Iowa , sell 'em to all da
    dumbYermans up dere, and make a fortune!'

    Ole continues, 'Now ven ve go in dere, don't you say a vurd,
    okay? Yust let me do the talkin''cause if dey hear your accent, they
    might tink ve're ignorant Norvegians, and dey von't vanna sell dem
    clothes to us. Now, I'll talk like I'm a Texan, so dey von't know'

    Ole and Sven go in and Ole says with his best fake Texas
    accent, 'Howdy, y'all. Ah'll take 50 of them there suits at five
    dollahs each, 100 of them there shirts at two dollahs each, and 50
    pairs of them there trousers at two-fifty each. So, Ah'll just back up
    mah pickup and......'

    The owner of the shop interrupts, 'Ya'll are a coupla
    Norwegians from Minnesota, ain't you?'

    'Vell . . yah,' says a surprised Ole 'How'd you know dat?'

    The owner replies, 'Cause this here's a dry-cleaners.'
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] Hey now, I'm part Norweigian![​IMG]
  3. morkdach

    morkdach Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    yup yer from iowa alright
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOLOL........Thats funny.........good one................

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