Ole and Sven

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Nov 12, 2006
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Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident drunker than skunks and go
To Hell.



The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.
He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?'



Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of
snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance at varm up a little bit, ya
Know.'



The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the
Heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two from Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and
Drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims' Everyone down here
Is in misery and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?'



Sven replies'Vellya knowve don't git too much varm veather up dere
at da Falls so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis
nice.'



The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he
Comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
Been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in
Hell. The next morning the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are
Hanging every where and people are shivering so bad that they are unable
To wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the
Room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their
Parkas, bomber hats and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.
The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
You're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong
With you two?'



They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know if
Hell iss froze over dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl.'
 
verry funny. and its good to know that there will be beer in hell, (just in case)
 
Just another great joke that the Lions can be inserted for the name of the team.

LOL!
 
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