Ole and Sven

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Feb 11, 2009.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident drunker than skunks and go
    To Hell.

    The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.
    He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?'

    Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of
    snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance at varm up a little bit, ya

    The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the
    Heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two from Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and
    Drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims' Everyone down here
    Is in misery and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?'

    Sven replies'Vellya knowve don't git too much varm veather up dere
    at da Falls so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis

    The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he
    Comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
    Been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in
    Hell. The next morning the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are
    Hanging every where and people are shivering so bad that they are unable
    To wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the
    Room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their
    Parkas, bomber hats and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.
    The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
    You're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong
    With you two?'

    They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know if
    Hell iss froze over dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl.'
  2. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL, good one my friend.
  3. bw0529

    bw0529 Smoke Blower SMF Premier Member

    lol...very good like that one
  4. dforbes

    dforbes Meat Mopper

    verry funny. and its good to know that there will be beer in hell, (just in case)
  5. harrylips

    harrylips Smoke Blower

    Just another great joke that the Lions can be inserted for the name of the team.


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