Old Folks...PG13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Apr 2, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
    first
    time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
    We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back
    fence and I made love to you."

    "Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
    "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we
    can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Donald, you old devil, that sounds
    like a crazy, but good idea!"

    Now there happened to be a police officer sitting in the next booth
    listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks,
    "I've
    got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just
    keep an eye on them so there's no trouble."

    So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each
    other
    for support aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of
    the
    tavern and make their way to the fence.

    The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
    As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

    Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
    policeman has ever seen.

    This goes on for about ten minutes. Both are making loud noises
    and
    moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the
    ground.

    The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
    life and old age that he didn't know.

    After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
    couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

    The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. He
    thinks, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

    As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was
    something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
    there some sort of secret to this?"

    The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
     
  2. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    give this one a good bump
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG]
     
  4. dforbes

    dforbes Meat Mopper

    I laughed out loud on that one, great joke
     
  5. bb53chevpro

    bb53chevpro Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMFAO. Thats good.
     
  6. tf bbq

    tf bbq Fire Starter

    thats funny
     
  7. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    OMG THAT WAS GREAT [​IMG]
     
  8. pops6927

    pops6927 Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Just tried out my new Vitamin V Rub on beer can chicken - it worked great! no beer can needed!
     
  9. cinnamonkc

    cinnamonkc Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    ROTFL!!!!!! [​IMG]
     

Share This Page