not a joke- texas skeeter

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gypsyseagod, Aug 6, 2007.

  1. gypsyseagod

    gypsyseagod Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  2. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Rig up and go fly fishing !!!
     
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    God it's a mutant skeeter!
     
  4. I would put that on a #12 fly hook with a few twist of fly tread, and hit the stream!
     
  5. az_redneck

    az_redneck Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    And then smoked the trout! [​IMG]
     
  6. gypsyseagod

    gypsyseagod Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    the really sad part is i wear a size 11 3/4 wedding ring ...... i gots big hands.....
     
  7. az_redneck

    az_redneck Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    OK..Now you're bragging! [​IMG]

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  8. doc

    doc Meat Mopper

    Gypsy- that is the grandpappy of all skeeters[​IMG] And i've seen some big skeeters in my day.
    Maybe you could hang em out front of your house as a warning to all the other skeeters out there, save you on some citronella!
     
  9. gypsyseagod

    gypsyseagod Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    nah- i still ran.... the 1st time... i AM from texas.... we only run from bus wreckin, kid snatchin',cattle bleedin,skeeters... lol
     
  10. gypsyseagod

    gypsyseagod Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    think i'll stuff & mount that bugger....
     
  11. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Now that there's a skeeter! How'd ya' kill it, with your car? If so, any damage? [​IMG]
     
  12. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    hope he didn't bite ya man he's big
     
  13. ihsfab

    ihsfab Fire Starter

    It looks like those ones found up in the southern part of Canada they got big skeeters just like that
     
  14. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Man, I saw that and like others I thought "Get out the fly rod"!! Almost big enough to throw a saddle on and take for a ride!!

    Hey Gypsy-I got'ch be by 1 1/2 ring sizes (13) [​IMG]
     
  15. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Looks like there's some horse fly cross breeding goin on there[​IMG]
     
  16. gypsyseagod

    gypsyseagod Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    actually he flew into the ceiling fan so needless to say i'm patching that up right now....[​IMG]
     
  17. dacdots

    dacdots Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Gypsy,Id say catch two dozen more of those wing ged creatures and smoke some sish-ka-bobs.
     
  18. gypsyseagod

    gypsyseagod Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    tying myself to the porch tonight... any recipes for a brine ?????[​IMG] p.s. where's my dog ??????
     
  19. gypsyseagod

    gypsyseagod Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    now who's bragging ????[​IMG]
     
  20. dacdots

    dacdots Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Take a needle and poke bout a hundred holes in yourself,that outta chum them in real good.
     

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