Nosey asses

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by alaskanbear, Jul 15, 2011.

  1. alaskanbear

    alaskanbear Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

    The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another
    race and it won again.

    The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
    the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

    The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
    of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:

    The Bishop fainted.

    He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so
    she sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
    the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.

    The next day the headlines read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

    Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.


    Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and
    misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life.
    Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.  
  2. michael ark

    michael ark Master of the Pit

    Great story[​IMG]Remides me of the song mind your own bussiness and you won't be minding mine.
  3. roller

    roller Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Good one!!!!
  4. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

  5. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL---That be a good-un!!!!

  6. bamafan

    bamafan Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Good one there. Had to send that one around

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