Nominees for Darwin Awards

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Aug 18, 2010.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

  2. mythmaster

    mythmaster Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    I lol every time i see that. [​IMG]
  3. Don't they have to die though?
  4. burn-it

    burn-it Smoke Blower

    Love it!!
  5. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Close enough ...

    The Darwin Awards: A Chronicle of Enterprising Demises is a tongue-in-cheek honor named after evolutionary theorist Charles Darwin. Awards have been given for people who "do a service to Humanity by removing themselves from the gene pool" (i.e., lose the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in a comically idiotic fashion). According to Wendy Northcutt, author of the Darwin Award books: "The Awards honor people who ensure the long-term survival of the human race by removing themselves from the gene pool in a sublimely idiotic fashion." The Darwin Award books state that an attempt is made to disallow known urban legends from the awards, but some older "winners" have been 'grandfathered' to keep their awards. The Darwin Awards site[1] does try to verify all submitted stories, but many similar sites, and the vast number of circulating "Darwin awards" emails, are largely fictional.[2]
  6. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member


    They should break into a mental ward.
  7. dale5351

    dale5351 Smoking Fanatic

    I presume that was a plexi glass window that bounced the rock or ball back (TWICE).  But was going on behind the window?
  8. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Most likely Lexan...
  9. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Hey Paul that one is funny - did you watch the soccar one - man that was brutal
  10. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    If that wasn't fake I'll say they be the 2 dumbest.....[​IMG]
  11. tom37

    tom37 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Now thats funny even if it was put on.
  12. roklimo

    roklimo Smoke Blower

    Suffering from severe dain bramage...

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