No Speakah De English

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jerseyhunter, Jul 14, 2009.

  1. NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

    A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and
    engage in an animated conversation.

    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but
    her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

    'Emma come first.
    Den I come.
    Den two asses come together.
    I come once-a-more! .
    Two asses, they come together again.
    I come again and pee twice.
    Then I come one lasta time.'

    The lady can't take this any more,

    'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted
    indignantly. 'In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places
    about our sex lives.

    'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'
    abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell '
    Mississippi '.'

    $50 says you're gonna read this again.
     
  2. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    Ok, try collecting. [​IMG]
     
  3. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG]


    Um , the check is in the mail .
     
  4. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Yep...you take debit cards?

    Good one!

    Eric
     
  5. Do you accept pay-pal? I gotta go..I pissed my pants on that one!

    Steve
     

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