New Zealand blonde

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by squeezy, Apr 19, 2007.

  1. squeezy

    squeezy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A blonde living in New Zealand got tired of all the jokes and insults, so she dyed her hair brown. Life got so good that soon she was showing off how smart she really was.

    One day, while driving in the country, she got the urge to show off, so she stopped by a herd of sheep and said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep there are, can I have one?"

    The shepherd said "Go ahead."

    She studied the herd for a few minutes and said, "431."

    The amazed shepherd told her she was right and told her to take one.

    After a few moments, the shepherd looked at her and said, "Gimme a chance to win it back."

    She agreed.

    The shepherd said "You're not really a brunette, you're a blonde!"

    The blonde said, "That's right, how did you know?"

    The shepherd said, "Oh never mind, just give me back my dog so I can go."
     
  2. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Thanks for that one, Paul! It is already on the way to a friend in New Zealand! Her hair is jet black but sometimes we both wonder.....

    Cheers!
     
  3. mrgrumpy

    mrgrumpy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    NC
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  4. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Good One! [​IMG]
     

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