New Supermarket

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Aug 4, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Subject: Supermarket Surroundsound/scent

    The new supermarket near our house has an
    automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
    Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
    distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows
    mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens
    cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the
    pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The veggie department features the smell of fresh
    buttered corn.

    I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
  2. gypsyseagod

    gypsyseagod Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    LOL! ROLF! [​IMG]
  4. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Now that just stinks LOL
  5. flash

    flash Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Well don't go over by the Femine Products either [​IMG]
  6. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    You've got a point[​IMG]
  7. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Dude at first I just kind of skimed over what you wrote, so I kinda thought you were serious. You know I'm going to be using that joke a lot.
  8. wvsmokeman

    wvsmokeman Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    [​IMG] ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

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