Never question a drunk

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by illini, Jun 15, 2007.

  1. illini

    illini Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

    I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
    A half-gallon of 2% milk
    A carton of eggs
    A quart of orange juice
    A head of romaine lettuce
    A 2 lb. can of coffee
    A 1 lb. package of bacon

    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
    standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
    cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
    calmly stated,"You must be single.". I was a bit startled by this
    proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I
    was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw
    nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped
    off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me,
    I said: "Well, you know what,you're absolutely right. But how on earth
    did you know that?" The drunk replied, " *hiccup*Cause you're ugly."[​IMG]
     
  2. hahaha......didn't see that coming lol
     

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