never choke in a hillbilly resturant

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by panhead, Aug 26, 2008.

  1. panhead

    panhead Smoke Blower

    Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant

    Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having

    a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

    Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a

    sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes

    apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at

    her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

    The woman shakes her head no.

    Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

    The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

    The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her

    dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a

    lick with his tongue.

    The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and! The

    obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again,

    the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

    His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick

    Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
  2. sea_munky

    sea_munky Smoke Blower

    hahhaha! much appreciated humor...thanks for brightening up this cloudy day!
  3. hillbillysmoker

    hillbillysmoker Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's why all the girls love us hillbillies.
  4. flash

    flash Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    An oldie but a goodie [​IMG]
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    To boldly go where no man has gone before!
  6. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Dude that was great !

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