The comments mentioned below are only mine, and do not represent the women in my house. CHIPS: Don't buy me small size chips, I like them man-size that can hold plenty of dip/sala. Don't buy me thin chips that break in the dip/salas bowl. Don't buy me any new/improved off-color or funny tasting chips. Change is not always good. DIPS: Don't buy/make me any low fat, light, or tasteless dip, games are serious and so are the feelings of my taste buds. Don't buy/make me any dip that is so thin it runs down my clothes before I get it to my taste buds. SALSA: Don't buy/make me a wimpy salsa that has less heat than ketchup. Don't buy/make me a salsa that is all heat and no flavor, tasting like tomato soup with red pepper flakes. Dont buy/make me salsa that is so running that it ends up on my clothes on top of the thin dip. Do enjoy the game!