MY NEXT LIFE: I want to live my next life backwards: I would start out dead and get that out of the way. Then wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy my retirement and collect my pension. Then when I started work, I would get a gold watch on my very first day , work 40 years until I,m too young to work. Get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and be generally promiscuous. Then go to primary school, I would then become a kid, play, and have no responsibilities. Then become a baby, .........I'd spend my last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central air& heating, room service on tap, and then............. finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.