My Next Life

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Jan 25, 2008.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    MY NEXT LIFE: I want to live my next life backwards:
    I would start out dead and get that out of the way.
    Then wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
    Then get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy my retirement
    and
    collect my pension. Then when I started work, I would get a gold watch
    on my very first day , work 40 years until I,m too young to work. Get
    ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and be generally
    promiscuous.
    Then go to primary school, I would then become a kid, play, and
    have no responsibilities. Then become a baby, .........I'd spend my
    last
    9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions -
    central
    air& heating, room service on tap, and then............. finish off as
    an orgasm.
    I rest my case.
     
  2. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    LOLOLOL........good one............. [​IMG]
     
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol lol ...................

    Kookie
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Yep, brother in law sent me that one, if only![​IMG]
     
  5. Good one will have to pass it on.
     
  6. camp_cookie

    camp_cookie Smoking Fanatic

    Outstanding!!
     

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