My Next Life

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Jan 25, 2008.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    MY NEXT LIFE: I want to live my next life backwards:
    I would start out dead and get that out of the way.
    Then wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
    Then get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy my retirement
    collect my pension. Then when I started work, I would get a gold watch
    on my very first day , work 40 years until I,m too young to work. Get
    ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and be generally
    Then go to primary school, I would then become a kid, play, and
    have no responsibilities. Then become a baby, .........I'd spend my
    9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions -
    air& heating, room service on tap, and then............. finish off as
    an orgasm.
    I rest my case.
  2. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    LOLOLOL........good one............. [​IMG]
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol lol ...................

  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Yep, brother in law sent me that one, if only![​IMG]
  5. Good one will have to pass it on.
  6. camp_cookie

    camp_cookie Smoking Fanatic


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