Mistresses of Tiger Woods March on Washington

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  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [font=&quot]Mistresses of Tiger Woods March on Washington[/font]

    [font=&quot]Crowd Estimated at Over One Million[/font]

    WASHINGTON - In one of the largest mass demonstrations in recent history, over one million women claiming to have had sexual liaisons with Tiger Woods marched on Washington today.

    Determined to show that they are a political force to be reckoned with, the coalition of nightclub hostesses, cocktail waitresses and lingerie models stopped traffic for hours as they marched to the Capitol.

    Shandy Shanoyne, a 22-year-old thong publicist who had an on-again, off-again relationship with Mr. Woods, said that she organized the march to demand benefits, such as health care and workmen's compensation, for the golfer's many girlfriends.

    "We are sick and tired of being told to take our names off our voicemail greetings," she said. "We have demands and they must be met. Quickly. Huge."

    According to Ms. Shanoyne, the million or so mistresses of Mr. Woods who showed up at the march are just the tip of the iceberg: "A new girlfriend of Tiger's holds a press conference every eleven seconds."

    In a related story, David Letterman today cleared all the golf clubs out of his house.
  2. alx

    alx Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL...22 year old thong publicist etc...[​IMG]
  3. hog warden

    hog warden Smoking Fanatic

    The count started out as "how many have"?

    It's going to end with "who hasn't"?
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    That seems like it may end up being a lot more realistic than we think

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