MilK Bath

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.

    She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the
    milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.

    He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door
    to clarify the point.

    The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note
    asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons"?

    The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again".

    The milkman asked," Do you want it pasteurized"?

    The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my face".
     
  2. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    Good one dawg. Came at the right time, my blonde joke meter was heading toward empty.
     
  3. smokeys my pet

    smokeys my pet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Great one Dawg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:pDT_A rmataz_01_37: [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  4. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL....good one crewdawg.[​IMG]
     
  5. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Heeee.....heeee...hee!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    LMAO Crewd...needed a good one..he he he he! Right on!
     
  7. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    This was the first "dirty" joke my grandfather told me...I miss him. 'Bout 30 years ago :{)

    On edit: Oh my.. make that probably 35. Sheesh.
     
  8. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol...... Thats any oldy but a goody.....

    Kookie
     

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