Military Humor

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Oct 9, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A squad of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
    Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the
    road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state

    The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
    the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine
    reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent."

    "We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I
    yelled to him that, 'Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who
    got what he deserved,' and he yelled back that, "Ted Kennedy is a fat,
    good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive."

    So, I said that, "Osama Bin Ladin dressed and acted like a frigid,
    mean-spirited lesbian!"

    He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

    "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
    truck hit us both".
     
  2. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Ouch! [​IMG]
     
  3. flagriller

    flagriller Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    [​IMG][​IMG] Good one
     

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