Mens Learning Center

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  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Fall Classes for Men at THE
    ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    by Monday, Oct 30, 2007

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum.
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11
    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing.
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three n ights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

    __________________
     
  2. tonto1117

    tonto1117 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMAO....Thanks for another great one!!!!![​IMG][​IMG]
     
  3. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    ROFLOL!

    Take care, have fun, and do good!

    Regards,

    Meowey
     
  4. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    I would be intersted in meeting all graduates! [​IMG]
     
  5. hillbillysmoker

    hillbillysmoker Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    My wife told me to sign up for the remedial class. Do you know where the line starts??
     
  6. t-bone tim

    t-bone tim Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    ROFLMAO....thats a good one [​IMG]
     
  7. ultramag

    ultramag SMF Events Planning Committee

    The wife says it starts right behind me. Not sure what she's getting at though. [​IMG]
     
  8. pigcicles

    pigcicles Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Think I'll skip class #11 - I don't think I'd care for role playing. But might have to take #12 twice.
     
  9. chefloydb

    chefloydb Fire Starter

    WV
    lol
    If i have to go shopping with my wife can i have the lobotomy first
     

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