Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Aug 27, 2012.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    One Sunday morning,

    a priest decided to do something a little different. He said 'Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind -- the

    pastor shouted out 'CROSS.'

    Immediately the congregation started singing in unison,


    The pastor hollered out 'GRACE.' The congregation began

    to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.' The pastor said 'POWER.'

    The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

    The Pastor said 'SEX'

    The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock.

    They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

    Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church,a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing


  2. tennsmoker

    tennsmoker Smoking Fanatic

    Dave, thats another good one...won't be too long b/4 some of us will be in her shoes, lol!![​IMG]

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