Medical News PG-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Oct 5, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Medical News-The Difference Between "Guts" and "Balls"

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know

    the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the

    definition for each is listed below...



    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by

    your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still

    cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt

    and having the balls to say: "You're next."



    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

    Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both

    ultimately result in death.
     
  2. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LMAO!

    Take care, have fun, and do good!

    Regards,

    Meowey
     

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