Maude and Claude

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jimr, Apr 14, 2008.

  1. Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida .
    They met at the singles club meeting and discovered
    over time that they enjoyed each others company.
    After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude
    asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.
    They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in

    Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink.
    Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor,
    Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
    As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared,
    each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....

    Claude was thinking: If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler.

    Maude was thinking: If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken
    off my pantyhose.
  2. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    haha good 1
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  4. capt dan

    capt dan Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    HahahHahaha! I damned near choked to death on my brisket sammy!

    I gotta show dat one to the wifey![​IMG]

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