Maude and Claude

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jimr

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Feb 20, 2008
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Fountain City, Wisconsin
Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida .
They met at the singles club meeting and discovered
over time that they enjoyed each others company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude
asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.
They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in
town.

Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink.
Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor,
Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared,
each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....

Claude was thinking: If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler.


Maude was thinking: If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken
off my pantyhose.
 
HahahHahaha! I damned near choked to death on my brisket sammy!

I gotta show dat one to the wifey!
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