mastercard wedding

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokebuzz, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. smokebuzz

    smokebuzz Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Master Card Wedding







    You got to love this guy...

    This is a true story about a recent

    wedding that took place at Clemson University .
    It was in the local newspaper and even
    Jay Leno mentioned it.



    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.


    After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
    with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
    He said he wanted to thank
    everyone for coming, many from
    long distances, to support them
    at their wedding.



    He especiall y wanted to tha nk the bride's and his family
    and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.


    As a token of his deep appreciation
    he said he wanted to give everyone
    a special gift just from him.




    So taped to the bottom of
    everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.


    He said this was his gift to
    everyone, and asked them to
    open their envelope.




    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
    of his bride having sex with the best man.


    The groom had gotten suspicious
    of them weeks earlier and had
    hired a private detective to tail
    them.




    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
    for a couple of minutes, he
    turned to the best man and
    said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
    to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'


    Then he turned to the
    dumbfounded crowd and said,
    'I'm outta here.'


    He had the marriage annulled
    first thing in the morning.


    While most people would have canceled the wedding
    immediately after finding out
    about the affair, this
    guy goes through with the
    charade, as if nothing were wrong.


    His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
    300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
    bride's and best man's reputations
    in front of 300 friends and family members.


    This guy has balls the size of church bells.


    Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
    commercial out of this?


    Elegant wedding reception
    for 300 family members and
    friends: $32,000.


    Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000


    Deluxe two-week
    honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.


    The look on everyone's face
    when they see the 8x10 glossy
    of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.


    There are some things money
    can't buy, for everything else
    there's MASTERCARD



    A Mastercard Wedding


    'Life isn't like a bowl
    of cherries or peaches,
    it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--


    what you do today,
    might burn your *** tomorrow......'
     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That is super funny!
     
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Give the man a hand.............Thats funny............
     

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