Married Life

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blacklab, May 23, 2008.

  1. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
    about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night
    all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over
    their eyes.

    After a few days they meet again.....

    The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came
    back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He
    said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all
    night long."

    The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I
    was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
    raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had
    wild sex all night."

    The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at
    my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
    stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed
    the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"
  2. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Thats a good one....sad but true.[​IMG]
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Dead man walkin! fer the married feller anyway!

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