Marriage

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blacklab, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over
    a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
    only one little thing bothering me. It was her
    beautiful younger sister.
    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
    tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One
    day "little" sister called and asked me to come over
    to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
    I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
    feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
    overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
    once before I got married and committed my life to her
    sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
    you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
    me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
    her go up the stairs.
    When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
    and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
    for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
    to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight towards my car.
    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
    outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-

     
  2. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    haha good 1
     
  3. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG] One I havn't seen yet. Thanks!
     
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one....................
     
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Doesn't always pay to be prepared now does it!
     
  6. lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. lc in va

    lc in va Meat Mopper

    very funny.
     
  8. Can I borrow that one?
     

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