Lovemaking tips for Seniors

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Aug 23, 2009.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

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    Lovemaking tips for Seniors

    1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

    2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

    3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

    4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

    5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

    6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

    7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

    8. Make all the noise you want... the neighbors are deaf too.

    9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

    10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

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  2. the dude abides

    the dude abides Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL That's funny
     
  3. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I got a chuckle from that one! I can see myself resembling that some day.......

    Eric
     
  4. hehehe Very funny. Hate to admit that I'm now at that age!
     
  5. erain

    erain Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Ron, dont go making a tutorial on this!!! LOL
     

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