Love dress

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokingd, Jun 27, 2009.

  1. A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.

    She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.

    She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
    "What are you doing?" she asked.
    "I'm waiting for Mike to come h ome from work," the Daughter-in-law answered.
    "But you're naked!" the mother-in -law exclaimed ..
    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
    "Love dress? But you're naked!"
    "Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
    The mother-in-law left.
    When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, and dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
    Finally, her husband came home He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
    "What are you doing?" he asked.
    "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
    "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner? HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT.........
  2. reekslikesmoke

    reekslikesmoke Fire Starter

    Thats funny. Thanks for the laugh.

  3. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    to funny-that there is good
  4. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Needs ironing.....ROTFLMAO!!!
  5. Thats funny right there I don't care who ya are.

    I actually had a friend in high school whose mother showed him her new dress with vertical stripes. She said the stripes were supposed to be slimming. His only comment was "needs more stripes" and he ran out. I'm not sure what happened when he got back home but I'm confident it wasn't pretty. [​IMG]

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